Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie Eat Cake

Friday, June 03, 2005

On Her Own...

Ashley does Harper's all by her wittle self

Ok, but here is what I don't get: Ashley is JUST as skinny as Mary Kate, but she's seen as the "good example", the "healthier" sister. They look exactly the same! Ashley needs to eat a bagel with cream cheese too.

But when it comes to style and class, here is where the two twins differ:
Mary Kate does paparazzi (cut and paste the link).

http://img115.echo.cx/my.php?image=mk12ea.jpg

Sugar and spice and everything...Hey, you might want to get a touch up on that manicure, MK.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Jessica Simpson: What She Thinks Women Shouldn't Tell Their Men

I finally read the Jessica Simpson Cosmo Interviewlast night. Here's the skinny on Miss Skinny: She apparently no longer eats bread "because it constipates her". The only sugars she eats are those in fruit (sprinkled with some splenda.) While taping "Dukes" she learned to love fish. Oh, and those pictures of her protruding rib cage? She says she's always had a huge rib cage-how else do you think she belts out those pretty notes?

Well folks, I don't buy it. Face it Jess, you're TOO THIN.

On a funny note, when Cosmo asked her what the one thing is women should keep from their significant other, her response was something like, "My friends say never to tell your man that it was you who stunk up the room or that you spent however long in the bathroom", but that she likes talking about that stuff with Nick. I don't think that is the answer they were going for. But, it just reaffirms that yes, Jessica, you ARE NOT ACTING for your Newlyweds character. It really is sweet, innocent, chicken-of-the-sea, you.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Lithe, On the Scene

This just in: A member of the paparazzi has been accused of assaulting Lindsay Lohan and her car, but do no worry folks: Lindsay "Twiggy" Lohan escaped unscathed.

Meanwhile, and more importantly, a shocked onlooker at the scene reports that Lindsay "looked thin, but not crazy skinny!"