So Maybe She'll Eat to Celebrate?

Just woke up and rushed to gawker on this beautiful Saturday morning to find that (da da da DUM!), Lindsay's Pops is going to be singing the jail-bird blues.

Cakeater wonders...Will this be cause to celebrate? Time to break out the bubbly! Diet Fresca! Wait...Fresca already HAS no calories! (Excuse me while I go hunt down a can of the good stuff.)


Note: Cakeater already ate her healthy breakfast of cocoa puffs mixed with frosted cheerios, and whole milk (Blech, I know. Whole milk is a bit too much even for me. But it is all that my mom has in the house. And yes, I am stuck in the 'burbs for this holiday weekend).