No More Jolie

Jolie where art thou?

My friend Jolie has been revealed! And sadly, I cannot read her blog anymore. I guess I'll have to resort to personal emails again (sigh).

So say au revoir to http://jolienyc.blogspot.com/.

On Her Own...

Ashley does Harper's all by her wittle self

Ok, but here is what I don't get: Ashley is JUST as skinny as Mary Kate, but she's seen as the "good example", the "healthier" sister. They look exactly the same! Ashley needs to eat a bagel with cream cheese too.

But when it comes to style and class, here is where the two twins differ:
Mary Kate does paparazzi (cut and paste the link).

http://img115.echo.cx/my.php?image=mk12ea.jpg

Sugar and spice and everything...Hey, you might want to get a touch up on that manicure, MK.

Jessica Simpson: What She Thinks Women Shouldn't Tell Their Men

I finally read the Jessica Simpson Cosmo Interviewlast night. Here's the skinny on Miss Skinny: She apparently no longer eats bread "because it constipates her". The only sugars she eats are those in fruit (sprinkled with some splenda.) While taping "Dukes" she learned to love fish. Oh, and those pictures of her protruding rib cage? She says she's always had a huge rib cage-how else do you think she belts out those pretty notes?

Well folks, I don't buy it. Face it Jess, you're TOO THIN.

On a funny note, when Cosmo asked her what the one thing is women should keep from their significant other, her response was something like, "My friends say never to tell your man that it was you who stunk up the room or that you spent however long in the bathroom", but that she likes talking about that stuff with Nick. I don't think that is the answer they were going for. But, it just reaffirms that yes, Jessica, you ARE NOT ACTING for your Newlyweds character. It really is sweet, innocent, chicken-of-the-sea, you.

Lithe, On the Scene

This just in: A member of the paparazzi has been accused of assaulting Lindsay Lohan and her car, but do no worry folks: Lindsay "Twiggy" Lohan escaped unscathed.

Meanwhile, and more importantly, a shocked onlooker at the scene reports that Lindsay "looked thin, but not crazy skinny!"

Your Hostess With the Mos...Uh...Least?

Up there, in my mind, with the breaking news about "Deep Throat":

Nicole Richie and Fat Joe to host upcoming MTV movie awards

So Maybe She'll Eat to Celebrate?

Just woke up and rushed to gawker on this beautiful Saturday morning to find that (da da da DUM!), Lindsay's Pops is going to be singing the jail-bird blues.

Cakeater wonders...Will this be cause to celebrate? Time to break out the bubbly! Diet Fresca! Wait...Fresca already HAS no calories! (Excuse me while I go hunt down a can of the good stuff.)


Note: Cakeater already ate her healthy breakfast of cocoa puffs mixed with frosted cheerios, and whole milk (Blech, I know. Whole milk is a bit too much even for me. But it is all that my mom has in the house. And yes, I am stuck in the 'burbs for this holiday weekend).

Lindsay's Boobs: Going, Going....!

See photos of The Incredibly Shrinking Lindsay's boobs before, and after!

Thank you jolienyc, for the link.

You Know You Wanna See It

Lindsay Lohan rockin' out at Wango Tango.

I saw it in some magazine...

It was a shocking photo: Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie in LA digging into a thick slice of cheesecake (or so it looked). Seems like they finally were trying to dispel the "rumors" of anorexia. But I would have to say, they ain't fooling nobody. Especially your host of this site, former eating disorderee, now proud eater of cake. But here is the difference between a normal woman eating cake and a celebrity showing off her eating of cake:

A normal woman eats cake gingerly. Not one friend of mine has ever, unless in the throes of a breakup, or under the influence (of PMS), eaten giant spoonfulls of cake in public. First of all, when sharing cake, both parties take small bites, so as not to be an absolute pig (and in the slight hopes that the other party might end up eating more than her share ha ha ha.)

But to pile up three forkfulls in one bite? That's excessive! That's showing off!

Now, I think my main problem here is not with Lindsay and Nicole pretending to be normal eaters. It is HOW they went about showing the world that they "just lost some baby fat" (Lindsay) or "started working out with a trainer" (Nicole). If they wanted to sincerely show that they didn't have food issues, they should have just gone to the IVY like any other attention-seeking celebrity in LA, and ordered club sandwiches. Not too over the top. Hell, a salad with real dressing would have been just fine to the viewing public.

But a giant piece of the most fattening cake that exists? Nuh-uh. That's just insulting to the celebrity obsessed.