Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie Eat Cake

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Your Hostess With the Mos...Uh...Least?

Up there, in my mind, with the breaking news about "Deep Throat":

Nicole Richie and Fat Joe to host upcoming MTV movie awards

Saturday, May 28, 2005

So Maybe She'll Eat to Celebrate?

Just woke up and rushed to gawker on this beautiful Saturday morning to find that (da da da DUM!), Lindsay's Pops is going to be singing the jail-bird blues.

Cakeater wonders...Will this be cause to celebrate? Time to break out the bubbly! Diet Fresca! Wait...Fresca already HAS no calories! (Excuse me while I go hunt down a can of the good stuff.)


Note: Cakeater already ate her healthy breakfast of cocoa puffs mixed with frosted cheerios, and whole milk (Blech, I know. Whole milk is a bit too much even for me. But it is all that my mom has in the house. And yes, I am stuck in the 'burbs for this holiday weekend).

Lindsay's Boobs: Going, Going....!

See photos of The Incredibly Shrinking Lindsay's boobs before, and after!

Thank you jolienyc, for the link.

Friday, May 27, 2005

You Know You Wanna See It

Lindsay Lohan rockin' out at Wango Tango.

I saw it in some magazine...

It was a shocking photo: Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie in LA digging into a thick slice of cheesecake (or so it looked). Seems like they finally were trying to dispel the "rumors" of anorexia. But I would have to say, they ain't fooling nobody. Especially your host of this site, former eating disorderee, now proud eater of cake. But here is the difference between a normal woman eating cake and a celebrity showing off her eating of cake:

A normal woman eats cake gingerly. Not one friend of mine has ever, unless in the throes of a breakup, or under the influence (of PMS), eaten giant spoonfulls of cake in public. First of all, when sharing cake, both parties take small bites, so as not to be an absolute pig (and in the slight hopes that the other party might end up eating more than her share ha ha ha.)

But to pile up three forkfulls in one bite? That's excessive! That's showing off!

Now, I think my main problem here is not with Lindsay and Nicole pretending to be normal eaters. It is HOW they went about showing the world that they "just lost some baby fat" (Lindsay) or "started working out with a trainer" (Nicole). If they wanted to sincerely show that they didn't have food issues, they should have just gone to the IVY like any other attention-seeking celebrity in LA, and ordered club sandwiches. Not too over the top. Hell, a salad with real dressing would have been just fine to the viewing public.

But a giant piece of the most fattening cake that exists? Nuh-uh. That's just insulting to the celebrity obsessed.